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Unless They're Weird, Your Kids Will Eat It

by Wooden Robot

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1.
I hope the lives that we're living Spin so far out of control That we forsake one another And claw our way out of this hole But the days are getting shorter And we sink a little more We've built ourselves up a prison And chained one another to the floors With no locks on the doors I don't really want it And you can't take it It's over Just listen to me When I say I won't even remember your name When I'm walking out your door Walking out your door Walking out your door I'm on the verge of collapsing When I finally wrestle free But you you've got your meathooks inside me And I can feel my dependency But I can see the life just beyond me And I relish in the sound Of the wind rushing my face And my feet pounding hard against the ground And if I get lost I hope I'm no found If I get lost I hope I'm not found I don't really want it And you can't take it It's over Just listen to me When I say I won't even remember your name When I'm walking out your door Walking out your door Walking out your door I feel your breath hot behind me And for a moment I have to stop But I'm just far too pissed off To let that matter drop I've seen your lies in the shadows I'm tired of living in the shade Someday someone somewhere Is gonna teach you how to be afraid And when that comes When that day comes I'm bringing razor blades I don't really want it And you can't take it It's over Just listen to me When I say I won't even remember your name When I'm walking out your Walking out your Walking out your door Lyrics by: Kyle Milner & Erik Jepsen Music by: Wooden Robot
2.
Low (free) 03:52
Last look just left me standing My feet chose to abandon My legs right there on the sand Though I didn't want to listen Well I just had to listen Big words and big demands He said he was a father But I knew not to bother His flow of stale prophecy His gaze was long And it felt all wrong His eyes hungry and staring at me Then he said, "Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!" Uh oh Up high Clouds roll in to blot the sky out This is like nothing that I've been through In my time my time my time So I want you to know that I believe you Oh no Look out Rain comes down to wash our sins out In my pocket I've got my hero By my side my side my side I guess that's why we keep our secrets low He spoke of wicked weather Said we'd survive together As clouds rolled in from the sea It began to hail And the wind did wail As I was dropped to my knees violently Just then I read the signs And in between the lines And knew what I had to do I glared at the sun With the sound of a gun I lowered my head and pushed on through And I heard, "Clang! Clang! Clang!" Uh oh Up high Clouds roll in to blot the sky out This is like nothing that I've been through In my time my time my time So I want you to know that I believe you Oh no Look out Rain comes down to wash our sins out In my pocket I've got my hero By my side my side my side I guess that's why we keep our secrets low Last look still has me standing My whole body abandoned As my mind drifts out to sea But I'm not alone I'm just far from home Oh won't you come do a little dance with me Uh oh Up high Clouds roll in to blot the sky out This is like nothing that I've been through In my time my time my time So I want you to know that I believe you Oh no Look out Rain comes down to wash our sins out In my pocket I've got my hero By my side my side my side I guess that's why we keep our secrets low Lyrics by: Kyle Milner Music by: Wooden Robot
3.
Wake Up 04:03
My body's quiet But something in me sleeps Laying dormant Waiting waiting waiting Don't listen to me It's possible I mean you harm I've sensed the changes Now I'm sounding the alarm Wake up From your sleep And learn to run for cover while you still can Wake up wake up From your sleep And hide away your fears be a man That's what I am Big transformation Improvement I don't know A seeds been planted Now I grow grow grow But it's too late now To end my shifting ways I've aired the warning Now the beast stirs where it lays Wake up From your sleep And learn to run for cover while you still can Wake up wake up From your sleep And hide away your fears be a man That's what I am I'm kicking up dust I'm causing a scene The bones in my body are mean I'm pushing through rubble I'm side-stepping curves I'm finally getting everything that I deserve Wake up From your sleep And run while can Wake up wake up From your sleep And hide away your fears be a man That's what I am Wake up From your sleep And learn to run for cover while you still can Wake up wake up From your sleep And hide away your fears be a man That's what I am Lyrics by: Kyle Milner Music by: Wooden Robot
4.
I hope you're watching cause I'm living up till the end Sleeping all day because I'm going out every night Wake up some times not remembering where I've been And doing things that make everything alright I saw your friend last night when I was on the town Bought her a drink and guess what now she's my friend too You wouldn't believe some of the crazy things that went down And some of the crazy things that that girl can do My eyes don't see too clearly The drugs are taking hold Sometimes I'm bound to lose control You think you've won no no Not this time No more walking backwards I'm looking forwards I'm getting peace of mind I'm going going going don't bother trying to catch me My motor's running there's no knowing where I'm bound Just watch yourself when I'm giving off this heat And give me space when I come around Last night at work just as I was set to leave That little vixen of a cashier rang her chime She worked her fingers through the buttons of my sleeve I locked the door and we put in overtime My eyes don't see too clearly The drugs are taking hold Sometimes I'm bound to lose control You think you've won no no Not this time No more walking backwards I'm looking forwards I'm getting peace of mind Little bitter baby do you still scream my name When you're clawing at the backs of other men And do they know about the game that we've been playing I'm too old to make this same mistake again I don't care about how many guys you see What you're doing or the ways you spend your time I have to admit this really isn't me Gotta get back in touch with me myself and mine My eyes don't see too clearly The drugs are taking hold Sometimes I'm bound to lose control You think you've won no no Not this time No more walking backwards I'm looking forwards I'm getting peace of mind Lyrics by: Kyle Milner Music by: Wooden Robot
5.
What a Strange Road (free) 04:57
This is who I am A handful of friends, but none that understand I can't wait for tomorrow I'll meet you there with a blackened right hand A bucket of salt to mend my ways Leads me back to the womb The other side swears they've been there for years Climbing up to the moon What a strange road we travel While we watch it unravel before our eyes The hypnotist said, "It's all in your head" And sent me on my way A bottle of rye should fix this again At least that's what I pray What a strange road to wander As we blame one another for our mistakes I'm not gonna be like him The warning bell sounded but I missed it again It's a hard pill to swallow Knowing that I've failed Knowing that I'm frail Picture me now tidy and neat Not a worry on my mind I'm sure that'd be nice, but I've drowned in my vice And I've killed my own kind What a strange road to follow As I wade from the shallows and into the deep Lyrics by: Kyle Milner Music by: Wooden Robot
6.
Eclipse 03:56
I woke to the stinging sound Of rain falling at my heels As cold as the winter can hold The burning of the land's sole A harvest that won't yield Salted earth this tetric ground Block out the sun again An air sweeps through the skin A flood bleeds from our hands And honesty's just too constricting Our rate of progress must be slowed While we can still amend And time is slipping away But we're content to watch it decay And leave it to braver men While we collect what we're owed Block out the sun again An air sweeps through the skin A flood bleeds from our hands And honesty's just too constricting And I blocked out the sun again An air sweeps through the skin A flood bleeds from our hands And honesty's just too constricting We fall under the landslide And concede that we won't heal Lose hold of our duty and right And make goddamn sure That our egos overshadow the loss we feel Block out the sun again An air sweeps through the skin A flood bleeds from our hands And honesty's just too constricting And I blocked out the sun again An air sweeps through the skin A flood bleeds from our hands And honesty's just too constricting Lyrics by: Kyle Milner and Dan Rubiano Music by: Wooden Robot
7.
Listen up pretty that's just an excuse Cause deep down inside you know it's never that justified It's a city of broken dreams Retractable in their own disease Well I'm just a fool with nothing to prove Got my hands in my pockets with the grin of a tool The only thing that I know Is that the last thing on my drunken lips is Girl I'm in Let me the one who's last regret is letting You inside my head Girl I'm in When I'm in I'm in all the way I feel you inside spark my wildest desires Let the match hit the ground burn the slickest of liars Brighten the day with nothing to say But a glance and wink yes it's time to play Well I'm still a fool with nothing to prove Got my hands at her waist with the grin of a tool The only thing that I know Is that the last thing on my sex-stained lips is Girl I'm in Let me the one who's last regret is letting You inside my head Girl I'm in When I'm in I'm in all the way Girl I'm in Let me the one who's last regret is letting You inside my head Girl I'm in When I'm in I'm in all the way Lyrics by: Erik Jepsen Music by: Wooden Robot
8.
Steam 03:47
The voices in my head are saying "I don't know what to do with myself" It's Friday night and I could use a little help Up where the music's playing A little girl steps into the scene Got dark eyes that pierce through me Turning water into steam Oh good god my head is floating So fine you could call her obscene She got the tools to keep your fingers clean See how she's walking slowly Turning heads as she passes them by Licking those killer lips and Winking that's devil's eye Give me just one night To say it's over I wanted just one night To love you sober So close I feel her breath upon me I use my arms for holding her tight I got plans that'll last us through the night Oh good girl play the part you're made for Take my hand and lead me away To a nice dark quiet somewhere And get ready to play Give me just one night To say it's over I wanted just one night To love you sober Give me just one night I wanted just one night Release me Give me just one night To say it's over I wanted just one night To love you sober Up where the music's playing A little girl steps into the scene Got dark eyes that pierce through me Turning water into steam Lyrics by: Kyle Milner & Erik Jepsen Music by: Wooden Robot
9.
Open up the door and face what you've begun Step out into the snow and face this new world as one Beware your grave mistakes May lead you astray You'll learn your place before it's over The time is close at hand To melt this wintry land And for young kings to take it over The witch will run When coming face to face with Adam's son The winter's over Time for the young to reign O'er the hills and planes Remember the golden age One day we will need their help again Make your way past the dam the wolves are drawing closer Betrayed by your brother's hand he knew not of the danger Look sharp for his return After all he has learned He's gonna be there in the end After the sacrifice Aide from the jaws of mice All come together to defend The witch will run When coming face to face with Adam's son The winter's over Time for the young to reign O'er the hills and planes Remember the golden age One day we will need their help again Follow the white stag it leads you to the wood Go back through the door back home it's time you should The witch will run When coming face to face with Adam's son The winter's over Time for the young to reign O'er the hills and planes Remember the golden age One day we will need their help again Lyrics by: Kyle Milner Music by: Wooden Robot
10.
Big Plans 03:05
I've got a plan It's taken me years to get just right I've drawn it up And worked it out Now all I need is one big start I'm on demand And I'll work it out if it takes all night I'm wanted bad I want it good And we all need to play our part I'll make 'em believe I'll make 'em believe I'll make 'em believe it's true somehow When the east will fall When the west will leave And I'm back to watch with a little less awe I've got a plan But it won't accomplish anything on it's own Got to be taken up And set in motion Got to get those wheels spinning around My hands I couldn't use until they'd grown Will be taken up And set to work Along with my feet upon the ground I'll make 'em believe I'll make 'em believe I'll make 'em believe it's true somehow When the east will fall When the west will leave And I'm back to watch with a little less awe I'll make 'em believe I'll make 'em believe I'll make 'em believe it's true somehow When the east will fall When the west will leave And I'm back to watch with a little less awe Lyrics by: Kyle Milner Music by: Wooden Robot
11.
I awake To a burning that I can't explain And my head is on the floor And sometimes my body needs a little help to get by And every hour of every day I'm alive There's something inside That's draining away all the life that is stored up in me But in time I will Discover that my body is flush with disease My arms my hands Are up to their old tricks again And I'm lost within the swell And over and over again there's a struggle to breathe My mind my body are fighting over someone that's me And I can't decide My body wants filth and my mind's begging to be washed clean And inside there is A voice that's crying, "Load me up and set me free!" I awake To a burning that I can't explain And my head is on the floor And sometimes my body needs a little help to get by And every hour of every day I'm alive There's something inside That's draining away all the life that is stored up in me But in time I will Discover that my body is flush with disease And my mind has simply let go Lyrics by: Kyle Milner Music by: Wooden Robot
12.
My reputation A story I know well I'm hearing what they offer But not buying what they sell I am not What they say I've become This is my affliction Rabbit run I hear their words pass in the wind I hear those words echoing lies I am not a liar I just carry the disease Now I run to you and fall Down on my knees The room goes quiet As soon as I come in Eyes all staring at me My patience wearing thin Who then can I turn to Who could bare my name I see your hand extended And I'm game I hear their words pass in the wind I hear those words echoing lies I am not a liar I just carry the disease Now I run to you and fall They will never break me So long as you are here They will never break me So long as you are near I have no fear They keep on talking Trying to cut me down Tripwires spread about me But I am still around And you're there at my should Lifting me above it all Providing my salvation Standing tall I hear their words pass in the wind I hear those words echoing lies I am not a liar I just carry the disease Now I run to you and fall They will never break me So long as you are here They will never break me So long as you are near I have no fear They will never break me So long as you are here They will never break me So long as you are near I have no fear Lyrics by: Kyle Milner Music by: Wooden Robot
13.
Dragonslayer 05:05
Hey there Dragonslayer Make haste toward the mountain Our lady fair was stolen away While she was bathing near the fountain The beast was fierce and vile A killer creature I must concede So grab your sword, your shield, your ax And ride hard upon your steed Seven men have tried and seven men have burned Now brave Dragonslayer it's your turn He blazed into the forest Setting the ground on fire He made his way past lesser beasts And through the muck and mire But still he was left wanting The beast was no where to be found The only sign it left behind Was the black and deadened ground Still the fire burns within his eyes The fight won't end until one of them dies Will you be here tomorrow Or will the beast get the better of you Make your way down to the hollow Hear the crunch of bone and sinew He turned his head and saw the beast upon the right Dragonslayer it's time to test your might He charged the beast with valor Slashing at it's haunch But the fire grew inside the beast With each strike that he'd launch And then the beast did wail The earth trembled with the sound As fire lit the sky Our hero lay bleeding on the ground Will he rise up and find the strength to defend Or will this be our slayer's mortal end Now the fires rise Now the beast does die Go go Dragonslayer Lyrics by: Kyle Milner Music by: Wooden Robot

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released December 17, 2011

Vocals: Erik Jepsen
Lead Guitar: Steven Banbury
Rhythm Guitar and Back up Vocals: Kyle Milner
Bass: Jeff Martin
Drums Dante DiRusso
recorded at Mas Music Studios, and Crown City studios

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Consisting of Erik Jepsen (vocals, piano), Jeff Martin (bass), Dante DiRusso (drums), and co-founders Steve Banbury (lead guitar, sax) and Kyle Milner (rhythm guitar, back-up vocals), Wooden Robot has been spreading the good word of rock since 2007. After a slew of ep's, Wooden Robot has release their debut Album, Unless They're Weird, Your Kids Will Eat It, in early 2012. ... more

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